Someone’s going to sing that godawful Celine Dion song.
And we don’t have Balthazar to fix it any more so this quite possibly could happen.
This. This is how Balthy comes back.
and now we all want that godawful song in the episode
just imagine it starting to play though, and before anyone can sing a single note, Balthazar just comes in like
For me, this moment isn’t funny at all. It’s about childhood ruined by “the family buisness”. It’s about a boy who had double-barrelled gun practices instead of baseball. It’s about all birthday parties which never happened and Christmas evenings which weren’t merry. It’s about Dean who always just wanted his little brother to be a kid just for a little longer, about Dean who had to grow up too soon.
DAMN YOU DAD I NEVER WANTED A GUN I WANTED A FUCKING RAINBOW SLINKY
Yes. Yes, take my effing heart and smash it to bits, why doncha?
your wife is amazing
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
tHIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER
MORE THINGS THE NEW BATGIRL DESIGN IS GETTING RIGHT!
seriously, though, we all agree this is the best new super-hero costume in a long, long, long ass time, right?
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
There's a movie on TV.
"In Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, the television has two references depending on which gender the player chose. If the player chose male, the TV says, "There’s a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks. …I’d better go, too." a reference to the film, Stand by Me. If the player chose female, the TV says, "There’s a movie on TV. A girl in pigtails is walking down a yellow brick road. …I’d better go, too.", a reference to the Wizard of Oz film."
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
I can’t stop thinking about how if she hadn’t pulled her head out of the bars in time she’d be decapitated